Today I'm in a whole new floor of the tower. And I walk into the bathroom. And I see a dispenser. And I think, "Cool! A new condom dispenser!" And then I see a sticker on the dispenser. And the sticker says, "Free." And I think, "Hmm, free condoms." And then I realize that's weird. And I really look at the dispenser. And it's not a condom dispenser.
It's a tampon dispenser.
Never has someone run so fast from some place.
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