Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Green, Green Grass of Home

I actually am wearing green today.

I could only achieve this, however, by wearing a Mexican soccer team t-shirt and hiding the logo under a button-down.

Yes, I know this kind of cheating and it’s like going to a Jewish wedding and squashing down a turban until it kind of looks like a yarmulke.

Because Cooper is right. I don’t even own a green tie, mostly because I’m not the mascot for a children’s cereal that contains 3,000 percent of their daily allotment of sugar. This Mexico shirt is the only green thing I have. Plus, I'm not wearing the usual sombrero.

So I'm good. Now, the only way my ass gets pinched is if it’s by a pretty girl with an American passport.

So no one say anything. Please?

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