The Money Bracket

If your only factor for picking out a bracket is the average salary of alums five to fifteen years into their careers, Cornell is set to play the championship game.

There, we will lose a heartbreaking squeaker to Duke, probably because of an egregiously bad call.


I already bet Marc a toe if we beat Cal. Cooper, in the unlikely event that we play you assholes in the championship game, I say we bet a thumb.