Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Clown Car Uterus

Remember the overrated movie The Ring, where everyone who watched a certain video ended up dying several days later?

Well, we finally found out what was in the video.

Knocked Up is a great movie. But there's on scene where they actually show you the birthing process. And everyone screams and it kind of ruins the movie, much in the same way that learning that your girlfriend has webbed feet would probably ruin your girlfriend.

And if watching a woman give birth eight times in a row is as horrifying as I imagine it to be, then I have just one last question, to which there cannot possibly be a good answer.

Just how long is that video? Too short and it's like watching someone die in a hail of gunfire. Too long and it's just slo-mo torture. Gah.

This will replace the whale in my nightmares.

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