What do the Jim Carrey, Sean Penn, and Benicio del Toro have in common?
Give up?
They're the new three stooges.
Yes, really.
While I cannot wait for Harvey Milk to poke Ace Ventura in the eyes while Che Guevara attacks himself with a hammer, why on earth would you ever remake that show?
You're never going to come anywhere near the brilliance of the Addams Family movies ("Are your girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts?"), so why even try?
Screw it, Hollywood. Just cast Mila Kunis in the new I Love Lucy and get it done with.
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