There's a certain movie coming out soon. This is my idea for a trailer that will never be:
Camera opens on close-up shot of back of man's head. Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey begins to play.
Man starts to walk away from the camera. As he walks into the light, we realize that his whole head is painted blue. As he keeps walking away, we realize that his neck, arms, torso, everything is painted blue.
Then, as the music crescendos, we finally see the full shot of the man. He is entirely nude and painted in blue, except for a pair of denim cut-offs.
Trailer narrator: "There are dozens of them. Dozens."
Coming soon.
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