Wednesday, April 29, 2009

That Bun Shouldn't Be Ready Yet

It's very upsetting when you're checking Facebook right before you go to bed, and you come across a new photo album. And in this photo album are these girls you used to know from high school. And they were in the grade above you, so they're what? 25? 26? In any case, you're clicking along, thinking how you used to hit on them, and then you come across this one picture. And it's a group picture. And in the picture, two of the girls are standing in the middle of the frame. And then the rest of the girls look thrilled, and they are all standing around the two girls, and they all have their hands on the two very obvious, very pregnant bellies in the middle.

People my age, please, please, please stop getting pregnant.

Christ.

I'm going to bed.

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