What upsets me about an article in the paper today is that The Sun missed the mother of all opportunities to use the lede: “The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire!”
Well, not the roof. The shed. But there was a fire. In the shed.
Also buried in this article are the very unsubtle implications that there is a war at Cornell wherein the fraternities try to set each other on fire via the ritualistic burning of the sheds.
Please refrain from making the usual fraternities = tool sheds comments.
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