Apparently he didn't write it himself, but this purported letter from the Dean at UTexas Law School announcing his retirement is terrific.
To be clear, he will "retire to the Texas Hill country, where I will pursue my first love: raising Emus. Not as a source of food, mind you, but as a means of human locomotion."
I myself am anxiously awaiting Dean O'Rourke's own letter of resignation, so she can devote her full attention to her original endeavor -- extracting medicine from spoiled cabbages.
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