Rookie Mistake VII

If you are at a buffet for lunch and have class in an hour, avoid participating in an eating contest. Especially if it involves Italian food. Just trust me on this one. The professor keeps talking about prescriptive jurisdiction and all I can think of is how I’m going to spontaneously explode. I feel like I'm pregnant and my baby won't stop kicking. I'm going to go ahead and die now. Cheers.