Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I Hope This Is Not an Omen

Apparently, we're celebrating the New Year today at some nightclub called "El Clap." This is, of course, Spanish for "The Gonorrhea." The after hours will be at "El Infeccion de Yeast."

Big changes tomorrow, but for now, may you have a happy, healthy, STD-free new year.

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