Monday, May 11, 2009

Big Baby Asked to Apologize to Bigger Baby

And this month's Buzz Killington award goes to this guy.

Some clown is pissed off because Big Baby Davis -- a "raging animal with no regard for fans' personal safety" -- celebrated his buzzer beater by grabbing the guy's son and throwing him back to Orlando, much in the same way Ben Stiller hurled the little kid in Tropic Thunder.

Granted, Big Baby Davis is 300 pounds and sometimes loses his mind. Any 12 year old who sees him coming would probably be terrified. And true, all the guy wants is an apology. He hasn't sued yet.

But what do you think is going to happen if you're courtside? Besides tripping Shaq and ruining the Laker season. Plus, if you watch the video, nothing happened. Big Baby softly pushed the kid out of the way, and all that happened to the kid was his hat fell off. Plus, let the man celebrate. Please. Or he will eat you.

My favorite part is this quote by Buzz Killington: "The NBA makes it clear [that players are not to] cross the sideline. If I cross that line, the NBA will take away my tickets. It's a double standard." This isn't Artest going to the stands to kick everyone's ass in the room. This is Big Baby stepping out of bounds. Just like, you know, when he or any other player goes to the bench.

I really hope Big Baby declines to apologize and just says to the guy, "Stop being a big baby."

Boom. Roasted.

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