Off With Their Poofs

The internet really is like a rabbit hole sometimes, mostly because you can dive in and occasionally find something called Snooki in Wonderland. It is exactly what it sounds like.

It appears that someone has taken our favorite fictional characters and transported them to a place that is eve less bizarre than Seaside Heights.

As intriguing as Season 4 in Italy will be, I would personally prefer to see the gang in Wonderland, if only to see what Tweedledee and Tweedledee do when Snooki tries to smush them. Although we would have to find a way to mollify the Mad Hatter and the March Hare, who would certainly be justified in believing that Sitch and Pauly D would try to steal their insanity thunder.

And why stop in Wonderland? Imagine the crew in Springfield. Wouldn't you love to see a conversation between Lisa and Ronnie? Or if they all got accepted into Hogwarts, where they can introduce Grenade Dodging to the Defense Against the Dark Arts syllabus? Or if they got stranded on the Island from Lost? Five words: Snooks vs. The Smoke Monster.

Alas, we must content ourselves with the fact that the crew can only visit places that actually exist.

No word yet on whether Alice has offered Ronnie advice on what to do if you cry so much that you almost drown in your tears.