A Tale of Two Evils

There was no good resolution to this. While not the abomination that was the 2000 Subway World Series, a clash between the Yankees and the Phillies was like pitting Freddy v. Jason, or Alien v. Predator. Whoever won, humanity lost.

That said, I would like to begrudgingly congratulate the Yankees on their victory today. You bought the fastest car and didn't crash it. Congratulations.

By the way, this doesn't change the fact that A-Rod is so incredibly weird, words can scarcely do it justice.