Your Food Sucks, Richard Branson

I came across this letter to the customer service people at Virgin Airlines, addressed directly to Sir Richard Branson. It might be the funniest thing I've read in weeks. (Sic) all over the place, but here is the part where the customer describes opening the food containers:

Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this.

And there's pictures of some "food-like substances." It's terrific. I've had better food in jail.