This morning, the Liberty Hotel, known chiefly for being a cougar habitat, was evacuated.
Let it be known that any cougars who are seeking shelter for the night are more than welcome to stay in my apartment.
Monkeys, unfortunately, should find other accommodations.
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I don't know what is worse here. The fact that someone has a pet crow, or the fact that his name is "Shaft", or that there are monkeys and their trainers chillin in the same buildling.
...what the hell kind of a "hotel" are they running there??
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